I probably shouldn't be allowed to have a phone. Well, not one with text messaging. I just went through the text messages I have sent recently. Here are some highlights:
-If you could give any of the Jersey Shore guys a blumpkin, who would you choose?
-1) Is your sister a girl scout? 2) is she selling girl scout cookies? (Editor's note: F-A-T)
-You look like Predator's baby
-Wendy's makes spicy chicken nuggets now. Do you think they are like mini spicy chicken sandwiches? (Editor's note: F-A-T-T-E-R)
One can only conclude that I am lewd, insulting, and hungry.
But seriously, I will probably go to Wendy's this week for the above-stated purpose....
....and dip that shiz in a frosty
11 January 2010
04 January 2010
A Load of B.S.
So my degree is in Psychology. I realize that may not have been a practical decision on my part, seeing as I don't want to be a psychologist anymore, but it was kind of too late to turn back. It has its perks though. My school only offered it as a Bachelor of Science. So now, my title is now Lady of Leisure, B.S., making it official instead of implied.
Despite my lack of extreme interest in pursuing a career in psychology, I got a job working for a psychological study. As I sit here every day, contributing to SCIENCE!, I often wonder what might be a more enjoyable career in this field. I came up with a few studies I might find myself being very excited to be a part of. This list includes:
-Snug as a Bug in a Rug: Puppy-cuddling techniques and the optimization of healthy sleep patterns.
-The effect of ratio differences on ice cream sandwich-induced happiness
-Let them eat cake: middle layer filling and related rates of satisfaction
-You're my Sex Bomb: Increased neural activity in response to shirtless men with toned
abdominal muscles
-'The O.C.' and the post-adolescent female brain: Effects of wife-beaters and witty banter on the 22-year-old female's perception of the reality of love
I am currently pursuing NIH funding for all of these projects.
-Lady of Leisure
P.S. This is, of course, if my other Life Plan doesn't work out
Despite my lack of extreme interest in pursuing a career in psychology, I got a job working for a psychological study. As I sit here every day, contributing to SCIENCE!, I often wonder what might be a more enjoyable career in this field. I came up with a few studies I might find myself being very excited to be a part of. This list includes:
-Snug as a Bug in a Rug: Puppy-cuddling techniques and the optimization of healthy sleep patterns.
-The effect of ratio differences on ice cream sandwich-induced happiness
-Let them eat cake: middle layer filling and related rates of satisfaction
-You're my Sex Bomb: Increased neural activity in response to shirtless men with toned
abdominal muscles
-'The O.C.' and the post-adolescent female brain: Effects of wife-beaters and witty banter on the 22-year-old female's perception of the reality of love
I am currently pursuing NIH funding for all of these projects.
-Lady of Leisure
P.S. This is, of course, if my other Life Plan doesn't work out
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