I probably shouldn't be allowed to have a phone. Well, not one with text messaging. I just went through the text messages I have sent recently. Here are some highlights:
-If you could give any of the Jersey Shore guys a blumpkin, who would you choose?
-1) Is your sister a girl scout? 2) is she selling girl scout cookies? (Editor's note: F-A-T)
-You look like Predator's baby
-Wendy's makes spicy chicken nuggets now. Do you think they are like mini spicy chicken sandwiches? (Editor's note: F-A-T-T-E-R)
One can only conclude that I am lewd, insulting, and hungry.
But seriously, I will probably go to Wendy's this week for the above-stated purpose....
....and dip that shiz in a frosty
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